So one day, BD thought that his mattress was beyond use and it appealed him no more so he tossed it over his balcony to mine. Now since i am the kabadi with all the junk, i couldn't let this item go away, so i kept it. I hung it over my balcony wall.
On one horribly warm night I remembered this Mattress and thought how nice it would be to sleep outside in the little cool breeze the night offered. So here I go and lie down on this awfully smelling mattress(who the hell cares). I woke up at the first light of dawn. I lay there eyes closed just letting the morning air in my damaged lungs. It was an amazing night. Wow I should do this often and I smiled to myself. I opened my eyes to the skies and it scared the Bejusus out of me.
There was this beaked creature standing right above me staring at me as if
what-are-you-doing-on-my-panet? Then i realized it was a Peacock! I smiled to myself and wondered the last time i had seen this bird so close. Just then, there this very moment it twitched its beak.
On this very moment I regret seeing all those pscyo-thriller Movies. My heart rate climbed and I was too terrified even to twitch. I lay there for about 10 secs. Then quickly rolled over and got up and ran inside.Halleahfuckingujah. That was the last time I slept outside in the balcony.
